This is one of those movies that is so bad... it's good. Basically vampires have been killing off lesbians in Ottawa, Canada. Jesus Christ is on the scene to help. Yeah, calling this a "B" movie may be giving it a little too much credit. It is sort of like a very bad Kung Fu movie meets a really bad Vampire movie and they throw in a dash of homosexuality and a bit of religion too.
Sounds crazy doesn't it? Well it pretty much is, here is the fight sequence from when Jesus meets the Atheists.
So will Jesus kill off all the vampires so the lesbian crowd can go back to normal? It is Jesus, so what do you think? If you like movies a little off kilter, and you aren't going to be upset about sacrilege, and you're ok with vampires walking in the daylight, then this movie is definitely for you. And just in time for Easter!
Friday, April 2, 2010
Another Non-Classical Friday: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
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MH:
ROFL!
Well, THE MATRIX...it ain't!
(don'cha love college kids who are liberal arts majors with a minor in cinematography?)
And I never KNEW that a Jeep Wrangler could become a CLOWN CAR in a pinch - for atheists of all things...
(who knew?)
Have a Happy Easter!
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