There Can Be Only One

Now I don't claim to be an expert or anything else, but I woke up early on a weekday and this is the second time it has happened, and my daughter, the 14-year-old was in bed, asleep. I think it is a case of proportions. Only one can wake up early. It is usually my daughter (except weekends) but every now and then when she oversleeps I spring into action.


My wife claims I'm full of shit, and that is not it at all, but I think it is so, there can only be one...